Warrior Princess

Granted, but the job is digging ditches in the middle of nowhere. I wish it would be warmer when I go to the beach today.

I have to agree with everyone else in saying that this is a work of genius. My only complaint would be that it's very short and seems a little incomplete. ...

People who don't get my sense of humor. :'(

Dreamy. haha

Banned for accusing poetry of being new-fangled! D:

^Guilty. People who are overly moody and get mad at you even when you're just trying to help them.

9/10. That movie's pretty beast, plus I love both Hugo Weaving and Natalie Portman. Inception.

Granted; another world is plunged into violent chaos. I wish my parents were not hovering behind me stalkerishly.

Because your username is made up of a flower and a simple instrument. Jasmine + bells. So I replaced them with another flower and instrument: rose + reeds. :)

8/10. Pretty cool movie, plus I'm not gonna lie, that guy is beautiful. Beastly

rosereeds

I wish I had a jar in Warrior Princess. You have it out for me, don't you? XD Granted; now you have no bodily power and can't move. I wish ...

Fender

You get a lawsuit. :shock: -inserts lots of coins-

Banned for having a custom title that says "Smiles make the world go round" when your avatar is not smiling.